Don’t play this at work loud on your laptop speakers because it’s not safe for work unless you’re in the space capsule orbiting Earf …

I believe the Earf is flat like a titty, it looks round until she lies down, she wishes it was a globe or a pear, millennia ago it twas, underwire scaffolding, good days and bad days, a bad titty is still something we would like to see, don’t forget to pay attention to the North Pole …

Don’t play this at work on your iPhone speakers in the john or on it, your boss at the car dealership is already tired of your shit, the smell and the frequency, hessa gonna bust you down, you can’t be trusted to sell the Mazda 6, you’ll be downshifted to Mazda 2, a two seater, you and another stall and that’s it, no room for a urinal even …

I think you saw the curse words coming and you couldn’t move, like the engine sound of a car speeding in the opposite direction while you’re walking down a busy road at night in the rain and you hear the sound of wet rubber compressing against wet asphalt that sounds like SHLEEK while it passes, it isn’t wise to look at the drivers so many of them today are looking down so just trust that God Fate and Autopilot are smiling on you this eve …

Don’t hum this while some song is playing, don’t let it compete with a preacher, don’t let it complete another’s thoughts, don’t let it do heavy lifting without a back brace, don’t upon it place solvents or oil-based stains, don’t with it lace strychnine or bonnets, don’t attach upon it useless grommets, decorative or functional Shakespearean sonnets burnished or furnished may appear for inspirational purposes only, be it copyright or wrong …